Showing posts with label ice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ice. Show all posts
Monday, December 15, 2008
heaven freezing over
Why is it that we only ever hear about Hell freezing over? Wouldn't it be just as unlikely for Heaven to freeze over?
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Winter
It's winter here and it's cold. Today is not supposed to get above freezing. So I've got some ice related deep thoughts.
Ice is cool but falling on it isn't.
Blowing out the seam of your pants while falling on ice is even less cool.
Getting up and running away crying after blowing out the seam of your pants while falling on ice is about the least cool thing you could possibly do.
You have no chance of ever being considered cool if you tell everyone that your mommy made you feel better after all that by baking you cookies while you took a bath.
You were never cool if this all happened when you were 23.
Ice is cool but falling on it isn't.
Blowing out the seam of your pants while falling on ice is even less cool.
Getting up and running away crying after blowing out the seam of your pants while falling on ice is about the least cool thing you could possibly do.
You have no chance of ever being considered cool if you tell everyone that your mommy made you feel better after all that by baking you cookies while you took a bath.
You were never cool if this all happened when you were 23.
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