Pregnancy

Do you suppose that pregnancy was just called "preg" until a lady named Nancy got pregnant?


No?

Then why does Nancy get all the special recognition? Why not Pregphoebe, or Pregmeg, or Pregmary, or Preganne? I could go on and on. But I think I've made my point.

Humble Opinions

If your friends think you overuse the expression “In my humble opinion” then chances are your opinions aren’t that humble

heaven freezing over

Why is it that we only ever hear about Hell freezing over? Wouldn't it be just as unlikely for Heaven to freeze over?

Relative Weather?

I was watching the weather channel today. Turns out even humidity is relative.

What does this mean?

If I'm out at the park with my friend and he says, "seems rather humid today," can I tell him he's wrong and we'll both be right?

Winter

It's winter here and it's cold. Today is not supposed to get above freezing. So I've got some ice related deep thoughts.


Ice is cool but falling on it isn't.

Blowing out the seam of your pants while falling on ice is even less cool.

Getting up and running away crying after blowing out the seam of your pants while falling on ice is about the least cool thing you could possibly do.

You have no chance of ever being considered cool if you tell everyone that your mommy made you feel better after all that by baking you cookies while you took a bath.

You were never cool if this all happened when you were 23.

Voting

I went and voted yesterday.

Voting is a bit weird.

My guy won. I'm very excited about that.

Elections, for me, are more a time to judge how normal I am. I find that I'm more excited that I fit in and vote with the majority, then that the guy I wanted to be in power is in power.

Election day is about the only time I can ever feel normal.

I feel sorry for the losers who like people that, obviously, the rest of us don't.

cool t-shirts

If Jesus had the optioin of desigining his own t-shirts, do you think that he would have worn a "John is my Homeboy" shirt.