Voting

I went and voted yesterday.

Voting is a bit weird.

My guy won. I'm very excited about that.

Elections, for me, are more a time to judge how normal I am. I find that I'm more excited that I fit in and vote with the majority, then that the guy I wanted to be in power is in power.

Election day is about the only time I can ever feel normal.

I feel sorry for the losers who like people that, obviously, the rest of us don't.

cool t-shirts

If Jesus had the optioin of desigining his own t-shirts, do you think that he would have worn a "John is my Homeboy" shirt.

A warning For the Chicken Soup for the Soul People

If it's discovered one day that chicken soup isn't all that good for you, would that put the Chicken Soup For the Soul Franchise in jeopordy?

I mean, what if someone discovers that chicken soup is high in sodium? Would that make chicken soup good for the soul but bad for your blood pressure? And if chicken soup is no long the measuring stick of what's good for you, would people begin demanding refunds on all those Chicken Soup for the Soul books?

Maybe the Chicken Soup For the Soul people need to branch out and diversify. Perhaps they could try one of the following:

1. Dark Chocolate for the Soul
2. One Glass of Red Wine a Day for the Soul
3. Plenty of Fruits and Vegetables for the Soul
4. Purified Water for the Soul
5. Broccoli for the Soul
6. Wild Salmon for the Soul

or if they want to keep the specifically targeted for a specific audience they could try:

- An Apple a Day for the Doctor's Soul

Feel free to post suggestions for others. I'd love to pass on your ideas to the publisher too.