Monday, December 15, 2008
heaven freezing over
Why is it that we only ever hear about Hell freezing over? Wouldn't it be just as unlikely for Heaven to freeze over?
Relative Weather?
I was watching the weather channel today. Turns out even humidity is relative.
What does this mean?
If I'm out at the park with my friend and he says, "seems rather humid today," can I tell him he's wrong and we'll both be right?
What does this mean?
If I'm out at the park with my friend and he says, "seems rather humid today," can I tell him he's wrong and we'll both be right?
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Winter
It's winter here and it's cold. Today is not supposed to get above freezing. So I've got some ice related deep thoughts.
Ice is cool but falling on it isn't.
Blowing out the seam of your pants while falling on ice is even less cool.
Getting up and running away crying after blowing out the seam of your pants while falling on ice is about the least cool thing you could possibly do.
You have no chance of ever being considered cool if you tell everyone that your mommy made you feel better after all that by baking you cookies while you took a bath.
You were never cool if this all happened when you were 23.
Ice is cool but falling on it isn't.
Blowing out the seam of your pants while falling on ice is even less cool.
Getting up and running away crying after blowing out the seam of your pants while falling on ice is about the least cool thing you could possibly do.
You have no chance of ever being considered cool if you tell everyone that your mommy made you feel better after all that by baking you cookies while you took a bath.
You were never cool if this all happened when you were 23.
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