Manvice Vol. 4

When your wife refers to being pregnant as "those nine months of nausea," don't ever think that enough time has passed for you share your thoughts on the topic--especially if you think the nausea was sometimes all in her head.

Manvice Vol. 3

Never under any circumstance, ask your wife if she's going to support Movember next year.

Whether you are asking if she'll grow a mustache or not, you are asking if she'll grow a mustache.